Combine the sliced onions, water, oil, and salt in a large nonstick skillet. Set the pan over high heat and bring everything to a boil. Cover and cook until the water has completely evaporated and the onions begin to fry in the oil, about 10 minutes.
Remove the lid and lower the heat to medium-high. Spread the onions into an even layer, pressing them against the bottom of the pan with a rubber spatula. Let them cook undisturbed for about 30 seconds, then stir and scrape up any browned bits. Continue repeating this process of pressing, browning, and stirring until the onions are very soft, richly caramelized, and jammy, about 15 to 20 minutes.
Mix the baking soda with the remaining tablespoon of water and pour it into the skillet. Stir continuously for about 1 minute, until the liquid has cooked away. Transfer the onions to a bowl and allow them to cool completely before using.
Once cooled, finely chop the caramelized onions.
In a medium bowl, whisk together the sour cream, Greek yogurt, Worcestershire sauce, white vinegar, salt, and a few grinds of black pepper until smooth. Fold in the chopped onions, chives, and parsley until evenly combined.
Cover the dip and refrigerate for at least 1 hour before serving so the flavors have time to blend. Give it a final stir, then taste and adjust the seasoning with additional salt, pepper, vinegar, or Worcestershire sauce if needed.
Notes
Erren's Top Tips
Slice the onions evenly so they cook at the same rate.
Don't rush the caramelization—deep golden onions create the best flavor.
Stir often once browning begins to prevent scorching.
Make the dip a day ahead if possible. It tastes even better after resting overnight.
Taste before serving and adjust the salt, vinegar, or Worcestershire sauce as needed.
Variations & Add-Ins
Add finely crumbled crispy bacon.
Stir in grated Parmesan for extra savory flavor.
Mix in roasted garlic for another layer of sweetness.
Add a pinch of cayenne for gentle heat.
Sprinkle with extra chives before serving for a fresh finish.
Storage & Freezing
Storage: Store covered in the refrigerator for up to 4 days. Stir well before serving.Freezing: Freezing isn't recommended, as dairy-based dips can separate once thawed.Make Ahead: Prepare up to 2 days in advance for even better flavor.